When the Ministry of Progressive Affairs invited me to become Director of Youth Outreach, I was honored, but surprised: what do I, a straight, white, cisgender man have to teach the kids of Woke City? I respectfully turned the offer down.
Cast and Creative Team
Lilly Camp (Co-creator, Writer, Producer | Vocals: Lesbo Lauren & Others)
Writer, producer, consistently saving the world from the male gaze by spirit guiding your girl through her bicurious phase. I bike because cars are for planet killers, but only when it's warm. www.lillycamp.com
Ranmi Lee (Audio Engineering, Editing)
Sound designer/editor/engineer by day, professional ninja and cat walker by night. Some call me 'half pint' because of my size. Overly sensitive to the cold but always craving chocolate ice cream...
Francisco Mendoza (Co-creator, Writer, Director, Composer | Vocals: Silent Sam & Others)
Writer, director, composer, don't ask call me "Francesco" my name is Spanish YES I AM LATINO AND WHITE, Mean Girls said it best: "you can't ask people why they're white!" www.notrealmendoza.com
Pance Pony (Arrangements, Score | Vocals: Kombu$ha)
Music producer, songwriter, cellist, and sometimes I act like I’m an actress, but I’m really not. I guess I’m an actress actress? I have anxiety sometimes. www.pancepony.com
Emily Verla (Hairy Legs Hannah & Others)
Actor, Welder, Lesbian, Only Child. Carries THREE sizes of reusable metal straws at ALL TIMES and will passive aggressively use them even if a plastic earth destroyer is "accidentally" placed in my drink. www.emilyverla.com
Bethany Sharp (Astounding Ashley & Others)
Producer, director, actor, man-hater. I loathe the new Wonder Woman movie because if she were a real Amazon she would have cut off her right boob like I did. Down with the patriarchy!
Adam Sharp (Ally Ira & Others)
Writer, actor, director, and self-hating straight white cisgender male overlord who uses his cat-o-nine tails to commit self-flagellation. Take that, privilege!
Michael Lloret (Pro Life Peter & Others)
Actor, Musician, Former Fraternity bro. Don't take life too seriously. The best stories were never planned situations. Oh, I'm secretly also a chef. michael-lloret.com
Chauncy Thomas (Shaven Legs Shawn & Others)
Black, gay actor hellbent on world domination, the uprising of feminism, the castration of the patriarchy, and a bloodless coup of class warfare one booty jiggle at a time. www.chauncythomas.com
Aleca Piper (Guest Vocals: Twerky Tina)
Tall. Funny. And ready to take over the world with art. Always down to have fun but knows when it’s time to get to business. That being said, LET’S WERK!